Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Christmas Greens

 The mystic nature of the evergreen predates Christmas itself, back to when it was the more pagan Solstice of Yule holidays. In the late Middle ages, one did not decorate at the end of November, but very soon before Christmas itself, maintaining that the celebration from Christmas to Epiphany was the big deal. They used natural greens to decorate. The Non-Denominational Church considers both Thanksgiving and New Years holy days, so celebrating past January is not done much. 

Just about everyone in Medieval America celebrates Christmas in one manner or another (Or some kind of holiday that means "Christmas", the scientologists just call it "Holiday" in their language), but that wide climactic differences mean they decorate a little differently from place to place. Luckily, the conifer is widespread throughout the entire country. Fir trees in the north, junipers and Virginia pines in the south. Evergreens don't quite have the same profound meaning in the warmer climates of the south--many prefer to be festive with paper lanterns, which are quite popular there, but one can't help but implement the iconic magnolia plant into their greenery.

Mormon culture makes ascetic elegance a priority, but their winters can be surprisingly rough, and they do have proximity to pines, even blue spruces, so they decorating their churches and town squares do provide a much needed boost of morale for a sometimes tough life. They've actually doubled down on elaborate decorations since their liberation from the Yaegars.

The nomads of the great plains are usually not one for decoration or even symbols--they might find most our modern decking of the halls absurdly decadent, even idolatrous. But they are descended from Americans who consider themselves the most traditional Americans, and the funny thing is, the Yuletide season is the time of year they're the most stationary. They want to be as closes to wooded areas as possible, and in the mountains of the west, that usually does mean pie trees and other conifers. Thus, they hold evergreens as symbolically important as their cattle, and okay, they're in camp, so maybe they can string up their wagons and have a communal Christmas tree. They're not at all sentimental about eventually burning it with everything else.

Friday, October 1, 2021

Met Masquerade Galas

 As the New Middle Ages is an inherent anachronism, it is filled with "old timey" things that were on the cusp of the Early Modern Period, but are common in Neo-Medievalism, because they sort of bridge that gap between old and new, with people not fully grasping which is either. Something akin to a cultural mobius strip.

Masquerades are quite common in Medieval America, at least among the wealthy, urban populations, which is admittedly not a lot. A catch-all theme is spooky, or mythical figures. But it also very common, even for Halloween, to have very specific themes, which evolved from the Met Galas, which happened in September, and seemed to grow in popularity--they were practically a private affair pre-00's, and in many ways this has recursively become that way again in the 00's. Much in the way most Medieval American states sort of claim to be the "true" successor the United States, as the rich and famous could no longer travel to new York City, and in fact, New York City itself was hyperdecimated, cities across America--Cincinnati, New Orleans, Sacramento and Seattle, all declared themselves to be the homes to the Official New Meta Gala.

The Gala had a  relative proximity to Halloween, and as festivals in the New Middle Ages tried to affix themselves less to exact dates, than floating periods that worked to be whatever times was most doable, once or twice the two celebrations crossed paths and it didn't take quite long for a major conflation, and a great deal of Halloween Parties and Met Galas are the same thing.

The Met Masquerade, as mentioned above, definitely try conform to an overall theme, especially as embracing outright macabre costumes tend to fall in and out of style. Sometimes they're odes to Classical Mythology (Figures that have been around for thousands of years will surely stick in collective memory for another thousand.) Sometimes they're animal themes. Sometimes they're takes on other nations, particularly ones further away. Those takes are not particularly accurate, as communication is low and probably so is cultural sensitivity.

Costume prizes are handed out of course. Unlike knights, there's probably not an extensive enough masquerade circuit. As it is, the nature of these costumes require a good deal of resources to make, so prizes just barely make the rich get richer, but many times being the modern equivalent to a cosplay champion is a real money sink.

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Justice Brown Mysteries

September in the Industrial Age marked the start of the Fall TV season. One often joked about the overdone premise of police, doctor, and lawyer shows. Towards the end, one could say LAW & ORDER, CSI and NCIS were consolidations of those premises. The popularity of multiple Sherlock Holmes shows also drew on the cop/doctor combination. And of course there's popular subgenre of priest detective shows. How does this relate to Medieval America? 

The heart of the Non-Denominational Church, and the United State of America, are found in the Mid-Atlantic, formerly the most urbanized place on Medieval America, and one which tries to hardest to maintain the continuity of infrastructure of the Industrial Era. Courtrooms and hospitals are much more likely to be found under the umbrella of the Non-Denom Church, and as such clerics, physicians, lawyers and even some detectives are considered colleagues to a certain degree. And there are probably even the occasional polymath, who engages in various practices Umberto Eco's In the Name of the Rose, crossed with our image of the Founding Fathers is probably an approximation of what such a person might be.

In some ways, that doctors, justices and priests and priests are part of the same group allows a much smoother engine than that found in some of the more decentralized feudal kingdoms, but it does take away some checks and balances that results in corruption. Conflicts of interest, and maybe even the occasional conspiracy would form. If a legal, medical, and theological expert all agree that a parcel of land is best suited to a particular purpose, who's going to argue?

As for the concept of the Non-Denominational Detective--those are probably fairly rare. Murder and theft usually falls under the realm of secular leaders, and many aristocrats, particularly warlords, do not care about the fates of peasants or sex workers. They barely lift a finger over livestock theft, and are quick to round up and execute the usual suspects to make an example. But members of the Church are amongst the most learned of the Medieval World, and they are often consulted. And if a commoner can scrape enough silver, or make a moving emotional plea, maybe a cleric might be bothered to look into a crime. After all, their brains have been wired to as questions and look for answers. And what better way to get converts than be the ones to provide something rare in these times--justice?

Sunday, August 1, 2021

Hardware Stores

 In the medieval times, we had "iron mongers", blacksmiths, or those who dealt with blacksmiths, to commercially distribute plough and nail and, if the occasion arised, weaponry. The term even continued until the present day in England. In America, we have the hardware store, a term who's services could be quite broad. It can include everything from appliances to planks of wood and floor tiles to greenery, as well as services like repairing lawn mowers, filling propane tanks, and copying keys. Some rural areas even sell seeds and feed for livestock. This latter aspect, as well as the all-purpose versatility, allowed them to be the most widespread permanent, "specialized" outfit (as opposed to general stores or market stalls) after the collapse of society. 

As it was the brick and mortal store was on its way out. But with material, almost post-scarcity commerce dissipating, the most steady(if somewhat low return) route for enterprising merchants were those who provided the raw materials for a more do-it-yourself-culture, as well as providing handyman services for those who could not do it themselves. Wood and axes and many seeds  were what people needed most in a more rustic, agrarian world.

The Hardware Store of Medieval America in some ways resembles a Bass Pro Shop than a Home Depot, but most closely harkens to the hardware stores of small town America. While a place to get a piece of metal repaired (generally cheaper than outright replacing) or emergency firewood, they are also something of a social center--like the malls of modern America, or maybe pubs. (In fact, because inns and taverns are not quite as widespread as films and TV about medieval settings indicate) They're sort of a off-town square town square, descending from Americans trying what customs they can from a new, harsher world that has denied them.

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Divisions

 You have the original six figure division: The Northeast, the Feudal Core, the Gulf, the Plains, the Desert and Cascadia. (Quebec, Alaska, and Hawaii being outside the purview of the continental U.S.)

Cutting it into three, you would have the Forest Zone, the Grassland Zone, and the Desert Zone. Of course, the Gulf and the Pacific Northwest could be argued to exist outside the climactic designations, but as relatively narrow slivers of land, they could be said to still be part of their respective spheres of influence. The Gulf Coast would be a transition between Mainland America and the Caribbean, and "transition" means containing mutual elements of both cultures. Cascadia would see a lot of back and forth between the desert nations, and the District of Columbia is very much a Pacific Northwest society situated in the drier parts of the former Oregon territory.

You could say there's the division between the East and West, the delineation being the Mississippi river. You have the Non-Denominational sphere, and everything else. Eastern America is much more agricultural and populated. Western America , even when Christian, has become more esoteric, and is significantly less populated. Half of its population is composed nomadic herdsmen, and so even the settled communities (Which would probably very often be only a couple generations from nomadic hordes) would have values reminiscent of tribal societies. Once again, the Cascades would be an outlier on that front, but because of its distance it would still possibly have more in common with its nomadic neighbors than agricultural counterparts in the East.

East and West has recently seen the stark differences, in an East experiencing record precipitations, and the West experiencing droughts and unprecedented heat--even in the normally temperate Pacific Northwest.

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Spidey

 Whenever people talk about Medieval America or post-apocalyptic fare one of the first things we jump to is talking about pop culture of today becoming "legends of old", and in some cases, the basis for religion. The latter is something I try to avoid, and even the former I believe in tempering it a little bit. It stands to reason that over a thousand years, a lot of movies and television are lost to time. I've mentioned comic book heroes potentially having a leg up, because of the relatively low tech but highly visual nature of their storytelling. But even among then, I sort of imagine Spider-Man having a particular status. I've mentioned him in toys, theater, even heraldry. I just have this inkling of him being enduring, where if any other heroes are remembered, he will be. It's a hill I will die on. Why?

Well, first I just think he has a look that is both relatively simple but distinctive. As I've mentioned, puppeteers don't have to work too hard on carving a face, just drawing a very simple body and painting it with webs. He's always been a very easy character to make plush toys and ornaments and the like without losing something in the translation. I think he also deftly embodies classic and chivalric heroes seen in the west, but also the animist and abstract beings from Eastern or indigenous folklore. A true melding that we would see be common in Medieval America.

Something that struck me as interesting was that in the first half the 2000's (when White first created his page!) there was a large trend towards movies with historical or mythological themes, which I would say officially petered out around 2007. Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, 300, Pirates of the Caribbean, and even some lower level performers like say, Troy. And yet, during this time, the most popular franchise was the Spider-Man one. This really seems to indicate that even in a culture where stories are about swords and arrows and armor, (because that would be people's sole frame of reference) Spider-Man would still have a place in it.

I've also mentioned before how Thor would benefit from a strange "foot in both worlds" energy. He is a character from the actual middle ages, who features heavily in books about mythology. (He even gets name-dropped in the Michael Berenstein trolls book.) People have been talking Thor for a thousand years and it stands to reason they would talk about him for a thousand. But because he has seen relative popularity as a Marvel comic, this also means you can't talk about him these days without talking about Marvel comics. So the Marvel Universe would sort of get brought along for the ride (a case for his fellow Avengers as well) and as Spider-Man is Marvel's most prominent character...

An interesting stat is that  in 2018, Spider-Man had appeared in separate movies--both Infinity War and the Into the Spider-Verse. Both were produced by different studios, which, granted, one was a cartoon and it was largely done with an accord between both parties, effectively still meant that Spidey had a rarefied status usually only found with public domain characters like Dracula and Snow White, or real life historical figures like Wyatt Earp. 

Also, his main bad guy is goblin. A medieval style goblin.

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Another Med-America

Enthusiasts of the site/concept have no doubt seen this video from Youtuber WhatIfAltHist. He himself namedrops White's site, even citing it as the inspiration what what he has done since. There are a few differences between what this video claims and White's world, which comes down to a few factors.

1) The video makes no clear delineation on how far back or ahead this Medieval America is. The one White presented makes very clear this is approaching a millennia after the clock was reversed for whatever reason, and I would say it's at a level of technology and sustainability to akin to early 1300's Europe. 

2) White has also been very specific about what religions or institutions may arise. This would have a snowball effect on how events would unfold, but it also means the Youtube video might not want to verge sheerly for the sake of not copying.

3) It's also possible political perspective has played a part. WhatIfAltHist is more libertarian--Whites' perspective on politics is a little more obscure.

The first major difference is that the world of the Youtube video is a lot more explicitly Tribal in its social structure--the feudal core is roughly half the site of White's Medieval America. Granted, it's possible the world of White also has mountain and swamp people effectively living in the way WhatIfAltHist does, it's just, population-wise, they are a drop in the water to the grand scheme of the more organized kingdoms. But the key difference may be in two additions that White came up with himself, putting his thumb on the narrative. The first is that the United States remains as a diminished but still extant political entity, that holds territory in the Northeast, and the larger skeleton of the Non-Denominational Church functions like the glue of the Medieval Catholic Church. As a result, there may be more infrastructure and unity. The frontiers have the rough edges sanded off, and New England is less Viking Land, and more akin to a rusty but prestigious intellectual center like Greece. White's other invention, the Secretarial State, also provides a novel but effective system of government, which stabilizes the region, and thus South is not a place where things kind of peter out, but one complex culture tranistions to another.

Another major difference is the estimate of what the largest cities would be. WiAH believes it would be 1. New Orleans, 2.  Detroit 3. San Francisco, 4. Philadelphia 5. Buffalo, 6. Chicago 7. Seattle 8. New York 9. Columbus and 10. Pittsburgh. White's ranking is less definitive, but the twelve biggest cities include New Orleans, Cincinnati, Portland, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Salt Lake City (we know those are the seven biggest), Louisville, Augusta, Seattle, Albuquerque and Shreveport. They're both fairly close in agreement on New Orleans, Philadelphia and Buffalo, however,  WiAH is much more on the coastal urban settlement train, while White subscribes to the theory a city is better off being several miles up river. Also, White has much more equilibrium for major urban centers between East and West. Western America is much more top-heavy--it quickly gets outnumbered once we go further down the list, but this might come to their general historical outlooks. WiAH largely believes that autocratic fiefdoms result in stagnation, while White believes irrigated societies, while not great to be at the bottom, encourage more infrastructure, and thus can result in denser, if not sprawling, societies. 

Interestingly, while both seem to believe in the idea of Ohio becoming the nucleus of Medieval America (Though each think it would expand in different directions), White has Cincinnati being its largest city (And a rival for biggest city on the continent), while WiAH has its capital, Columbus, as the largest, which is interesting as it's very much landlocked. This is one of the rare instances where White comes down more Frontier American precedent than modern day continuity. The Youtube video also presumes that Atlanta, as the capital of Georgia, would still be very large because it is the seat of power for a large kingdom, so it follows that Columbus would benefit from being the state capital for the even bigger state of Ohio. However, White does something very different with state capitols in his Medieval America, making them headquarters of the Non-Denominatinal Church, which is a political entity unto itself, and which the cities, when not something of an ecclesiastical city state themselves, might be autonomous from the greater kingdom. A governor might not want to put his throne there, unless the convenience or prestige proved undeniable. That expanded Ohio includes four former state capitals also has a profound effect on that dynamic. In short, both scenarios are internally consistent but are dependent on a specific chain of events.

Thursday, April 1, 2021

The Desparado

 The 20th Century American considered the cowboy one of its signature archetypes. The image is one evocative of Americana, and a conservatives one of that, associated with figures like Ronald Reagan and John Wayne. For many, the cowboy IS America.

The 30th Century American considers the cowboy a murderous barbarian who brings down kingdoms and practices heathenry. 

That said, most Medieval Americans do find something very romantic inherent in the idea of the Desperado, the Lone Ranger. Much like the Knight Errant or the wandering Ronin. The idea of lone cowboys are from 20th century ideas of of itinerant farmhands, and the stars of television shows having new adventures every week. In reality, a nomadic herdsman is not usually a loner, but is part of a large, collectivist tribe--when they travel, their family travels with them. They are often defined by blood ties. A cowboy out on their own would be a pretty sad figure--the loner survivor of a brutal raid or an exile. But those outside the Plains find them pretty compelling figures. Stories of adventures and redemption and overcoming overwhelming odds.

Largely this ties into the contradiction medieval Americans have--the medieval part is tribal and hierarchical, but the American part is very individualistic. The stories of lone, wandering Barbarians is able to serve as something of a visceral outlet. Of course, the figures are a lot more admirable when not part of an all-encompassing horde.

Monday, March 1, 2021

Religious Statistics

It's agreed there are largely three main sects of Christianty--Catholcism, Orthodox, and Proteststant, with a few harder to peg demoninations, which I'll get to in a bit.

The Orthodox Church will probably see gains, maybe even doubled, but virtue of Russia's vast size, though it would likely peter out as the steppes become reclaimed by Islam and more Eastern and folk religions.

In the world of Medieval America, well, White's vision of neo-Medieval Europe, the Roman Church has made something of a comeback. Its population in Europe is probably comparable to that of the old Europe. It may have even reclaimed a great deal of territory of Northern Europe, as the relative irreligiosity and lack of centralization would make it not unlike the conversion of Germanic Pagans in the old Middle Ages. The biggest question mark would perhaps be England, but keep in mind its brand of Protestantism is not quite same as other denominations, and the Anglican Church would theoretically be easer to reunite. Probably something like 45 million if it matches its original Middle Ages figures. But it could also plausibly double, if not more, in the New World. I've estimated the population of Medieval Latin America at somewhere in the territory of 65 million or so. I think Mexico, Central America, Columbia, Venezuela and Ecuador are almost certainly to remain mainline Catholic. Once we start getting into more remote areas we can see its influence peter out, but I would definitely put money on 100 million Catholics worldwide--a significant boost, although arguably a decline in a worldwide market share.

It's interesting to consider where Protestantism would be. It's quite possible to consider it being all but wiped out, perhaps an interesting coda to the birth of the modern world being very much tied to Martin Luther's proclamation. Its lack of centralization and ties to ethnic groups would make it very hard to survive. Evangelical orders outside the West would slowly dissolves as local indigenous beliefs soaked back in. It's most likely to endure in Africa, where Christianity is mostly Protestant in nature, and where the lack of centralization could allow it to endure, in a way, with the more tribal structure. (Though it's also possible any organized Christian denominations would follow the lead of the Ethiopian Church). Perhaps the closest thing to true Protestantism in the New World (Barring any new movements in South America, is certainly possible) would be the six million or so adherents of New Israelite, which can be considered a part of, or close relative of Fundamentalism. Overall, the addition of Protestantism would be quite large considering the population in the Middle Ages was nothing, it could possibly lose its status as a "big three" 

American Non-Denominationalism is not Protestant. One could even call it anti-Protestant, as it was engineered as a specific move to consolidate and centralize all Faiths, with it defaulting to Christianity more than anything. That said, it has an impressive forty million or so in the fold, largely based in a single geographic area, and one that strongly defines America culturally and politically. It would be the distant but clear second largest sect of Christianity (though skeptics might claim it, like Mormonism, is not actually Christian) and quite possibly the fifth biggest sect any religion overall in the new Medieval world. That it is dominant but confined to one corner of the world makes it perhaps quite a parallel to the popularity of American Football in modern times.

Judaism would be larger than it was in the old Middle Ages, but would still likely be very spread out and hard to form into a cohesive political unit.

As for Islam, it's very unlikely it would leave a footprint in the Americas, as most of the practitioners in the Industrial era were based in cities, and urban populations which be much smaller and less self-sustaining in the medieval world. That said, the expansion into southern Africa and Asia that began in the old Middle Ages would have solidified by now, and one can see the overall Muslim population having doubled, perhaps even tripled, and Sunni Muslim becoming the single largest denomination in the world. However, it's also possible that Oceania's distance would have a strong effect on their practice (For instance, making to Mecca, and existing on the other side of the Equator) and leadership, and much like Non-Denom, National Identity and absorption of local pluralities would make Indonesian Islam quite distinct from Sunni and Sh'ia

Sunday, January 31, 2021

Snow Belt

 Much of the population can be compared to the National Hockey League's "Origial six"